UNJAR THE MADNESS

PICKLE PAUL: SLICK & SLIPPERY

Meet Pickle Paul, the smoothest gherkin this side of the brine. He’s ripped out of his jar, clad in a snug power-dill suit, and ready to slam his phallic pickleā„¢ into every spicy freak, sour witch, and mustard-mouthed monster that dares cross his path.

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